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Can you raed tihs? Olny srmat poelpe can. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Isn't tihs so wreid? I tnhik it is the wreidset tnihg on Ertah! If you can raed tihs pesrs kcik ass. Tanhks
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What did the boy with no hands get for christmas? Gloves! Just kidding, I don't know what he got. He hasn't opened it yet
STRAIT TEST!!!Kickass if your strait because your kickassLame if your not strait because your lame :(
Where did Sally go when the bomb went off?Everywhere.
If you Kickass i will call the police for no reason
If i get 1000+ kickass i will become gay........ so please dont press kickass
Carlos has 300 candy bars. He eats 295. What does Carlos have? Diabetes. Carlos has diabetes
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Roses are red,That much is true,But violets are purple,Not f*cking blue.
Teacher: whoever answers my next question, can go home. One boy throws his bag out the window. Teacher: who just threw that?! Boy: Me! I’m going home now.
And the Lord said unto John 'Come forth, and receive eternal life'But John came fifth, and won a toaster.
why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. knock knock Who's there? Not Sally
My friend thinks he’s smart, and said onions are the only food that can make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.
Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Who the hell took a shit in my garden?
Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree?-It was deadWhy did the second squirrel fall out of the tree?- It was stapled to the first one.Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree?-Peer pressure
I will never forget what my dear old Grandad said to me just before he kicked the bucket. He said, "Grandson... how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"
Where did Sally go during the explosion? Everywhere!
Kickass if star wars is better then star Trek
“I’m sorry” and “I apologize” mean the same thing. Except at a funeral.
there are 4 guys standing on a bridge. A chinese guy, russian guy, mexican guy, and an american guy. the chinese threw off noodles. they all asked, why did you do that? the chinese said, because we have to much of that in china. the russian guy throws off vodka. they asked why did you do that? he replies, we have to much of that in russia. the mexican guy throws off a taco. they asked why did you do that? he says, because we have to much of that in mexico. the american…picks up the mexican, and throws him. they all asked WHY DID YOU DO THAT! the american replies, oh because we have tooooo many of "those" in america.
Girl: Dad what is better, to pass or to fail? Dad: To pass obviously. Girl: Your gonna be so proud of me. I passed my pregnancy test!! Dad: GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!!!
Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, The very next day, Your body rejected the transplant and you died.
Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sarah.
Q: whats the difference between a boomerang and my dadA: one came back
Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passed
My favorite movie is Titanic......my favorite character is the ice berg.
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