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Best Celebrity Jokes This Year

Rate this kickass if you want Justin Bieber out of the country!

if you think Justin bieber is a gay, retarded little girl, rate kickass.

Snooki is so short and orange that she works part time as a traffic cone.

Vote kickass if you would want the old Miley Cyrus back.

rate kick ass if you think miley cyrus should go to whore island

When Miley Cyrus is naked and licks a hammer it's "art" and "music"... but when I do it, I'm "wasted" and "have to leave Home Depot".

I watched Justin Bieber get shot in CSI and my brother asked "Why are you crying?"
I said "Because he didn't die in real life"

*WINS AN OSCAR*
Me: I'd like to thank my legs, for always supporting me; my arms, who are always by my side and lastly my fingers, I can always count on them.

Everyone should stop hating on Lance Armstrong. He won 7 Toure De France's on DRUGS!
When I'm on drugs, I can't even FIND my bicycle.

Anna boyfriend walked into the annas house and the anna said to her mom, "Mom, me and my boyfriend are going up to my room" and the mom says, "Ok honey, you kids have fun." When they are up their the mom hears: "Baby baby baby oh!" The mom walks to the door and ask, "What the hell is going on?" The anna says, "Mom were just having sex." and the mom says, "Oh thank god I thought you guys were listening to Justin Bieber."

The government shutdown has officially lasted longer than any of Taylor Swift's relationships.

Mom can i buy some heels?
no.
Mom can i buy a bra?
no.
Mom can i buy a dress?
no.
Mom can i buy a barbie doll?
no. You never let me buy anything!
shut up, Justin.

Justin Bieber got 100,000 retweets for tweeting "Live life full". That's just 3 random words. I'm going to try now.
Jockstrap squirrel potatoes.

I'm actually glad that 2 Chainz mentions his name at the begin of every song. It gives me time to change the radio station.

Baby, baby, baby ooh!
Mom: *walks in* Are you listening to Justin Bieber?
Daughter: No, I'm watching porn.
Mom: Oh, thank goodness.

How are Justin Bieber and a Christmas tree similar?
Both their balls are decoration only.

I found a Justin Bieber concert ticket nailed to a tree, so I took it!
You never know when you might need a nail.

Taylor Swift waved at a boy yesterday and he didn't wave back...
So she will have a new album coming out tomorrow.

If I could bring one dead person back to life I'd bring back Walt Disney. Just to show him the shows on Disney channel and see his reaction...

How did Barack propose to Michelle?
He got on one knee, pulled out a ring, and said "I don't wanna be obamaself."

Q: What do Ziplock bags, Barbie dolls, Nicki Minag and Kim West have in common?
A: They're all at least 90% plastic.

All these Miley Cyrus jokes are whoreable.

I hear Taylor Swift's ex boyfriends are collabing on a new single called "Maybe You're The Problem".

Nothing beats a woman with a beautiful singing voice.
Except for Chris Brown.

Celebrities should have cereals.
Justin Timberflakes
Snoop Loops Macklesmores
Post yours in the comments.

I think Bing could have totally crushed Google if they had called it 'Bang".
I mean, think about it.. "I BANGED Emma Watson last night."

At the grammy awards Beyonce said to Justin Bieber, “What song would u sing of mine justin?” Justin said, “If I were a boy.”

I unfollowed Taylor Swift on Twitter... I'm sure she's gonna write a song about it

What do you call it when Miley Cyrus falls down? Hoe-Down

Taylor Swift waved at a Boy yesterday, and he didn't wave back. She'll will have a new album coming out tomorrow.

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