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Best Pick Up Lines This Year

Boy: There are 20 letters in the Alphabet right?
Girl: 26.
Boy: Ah Heck, sorry i forgot the U R A Q T.
Girl: That makes 25.
Boy: I know I will give you the D later...

Boy:say me
Girl:me
Boy: you forgot the d
Girl:there's no d in me
Boy:not yet :)

If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?

If your Left leg is Thanksgiving and your Right leg is Christmas, can I visit you in between the holidays?

Guy: Do you want to go out sometime?
Girl: I have a boyfriend Guy: I have math test tomorrow
Girl: What does that have to do with anything
Guy: I'm sorry, I thought we were listing things we could cheat on...

Did you sit in a pile of sugar?
Because you've got a pretty sweet ass.

I'm like a rubix cube; the more you play with me the harder I get.

Girl: I'm scared that you will love another girl soon
Guy: yeah I will love another girl in about ten years and she will call you mama
*gets laid*

Me: I can't wait to wake up tomorrow.
Girl: Why??
Me: Because I swear you get more beautiful everyday.
*Gets laid*

Do you buy your pants on sale?
Because at my house they would be 100% off.

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs
and give me an hour.

Boy: You remind me of my pinky toe
Girl: Why?
Boy: Cause I'll probably end up banging you on the coffee table

Boy: I'm sorry, can I take a picture with u? I just want to show santa what I want for christmas.

Boy- Did you know there are 20 letters in the alphabet?
Girl- No there's 26
Boy- Oh, sorry I forgot U-R-A-Q-T
Girl- That's 25
Boy- I'll give you the D later

Me: "Hey if I was a superhero guess which one I'd be!"
Girl: "Iron man, Superman, Batman?"
Me: "Your man."

If I had to rate you from 1-10 I would rate you as a 9 because I am the one that you are missing

Interesting fact, kissing burns 6.4 calories a minute.
Wanna workout?

How about you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up!

Do you live on a chicken farm? 'Cause you sure know how to raise a cock.

I'll be Carl's Jr. and you'll be MacDonald so I'll eat like I mean it and you'll be lovin it Kickass if you get it

Roses are red;
Pickles are green;
I like your legs,
And what's in between!

guy: Is your phone in your back pocket?
girl: Why?
guy: Because that ass is calling me.

me-can I take a picture of you
girl-why?
me-I want to show my friends that ANGELS are real

I'm allergic to your clothes. Please, take them off

Guy: "Did you know that 15 minutes of sex burns off the calories gained by eating one chocolate?"
*hands girl box of chocolates*
Girl: "Awww, interesting, but why give me the entire box?
Guy: "Eat the whole thing - I have plans for you tonight"
AWWWWW YEAH

If you were homework, I would do you on a table.

Your so hot, even my zipper is falling for you.

Girl, is that a shovel in your back pocket?
Cuz I'm diggin that ass

You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me.

You're legs are like an Oreo cookie I wanna split them in have and eat the good stuff in the middle

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