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Best Racial Jokes This Year

Failed my biology test today:
They asked, "What is commonly found in cells?"
Apparently "black people" wasn't the correct answer.

Just got out of prison after attacking a man on New years eve. Excuse me for getting nervous while an Arab was counting down from ten.

What do the KKK and Nike have in common?
They both make a nigga run faster

Do not be racist , be like Mario. He's an italian plumber, made by Japanese people, who speaks english, looks like a mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a jew!

What's the difference between Batman and a Black man?
Batman can go to the store without robin.

What is the best way to combine a black and a Mexican?
1.Mexiblack
2.Blacksican
(Vote kickass for Blacksican and lame for Mexiblack

Three guys are on a plane, ones black, ones white, and ones Mexican. The pilot says: "there's to much weight you all need to throw something off the plane." The black guy throws his Jordan's and says: "we have to many of these in our country" The Mexican throws off his lawn mower and says: "we have to many of these in our country" the white guys throws the Mexican and says: "we have to many of these in our country"

I was walking by a car filled with black kids, and I heard a *click* as they locked the doors.
I felt like such a bad-ass until I realized it was my car.

A white guy goes into a bar and sees a black bartender.
He says, "yo, nigger, get me a beer!"
The bartender says, "that's very rude. How would you like it if I talked to you like that?"
The white guy says, "let's switch places and see!"
So they switch places.
The bartender says, " yo, cracka, get me a beer!"
The white guy says, "sorry, we don't serve niggers here!"

What's the difference between a black and a white fairy tale?
White begins, "once upon a time,"
black begins, "y'all motherf*ckers ain't gonna believe dis shit!"

Apparently 98% of black people enjoy sex in the shower
the other 2% have never been to prison

Why don't black people pay rent?
Because jail is free.

School is like a boner, long and hard. Unless you're Asian...

There's this black kid that goes to school and realizes teachers treat him differently than the white kids. So, he goes home, paints himself white and shows his dad. His dad beats the crud outta him. He shows his mother, "Hey Ma, Look! I'm white!" He gets beat by his mom too. Lastly, he shows his Grandmother, "Grandma, Look! I'm white! She beats him badly with her cane and sends him to his room. Later, his dad comes into his room and asks, "Son, did you learn anything out of this?" And the boy replies, "Duh! I've only been white for an hour and I already hate three niggers!"

I am often asked, "Is google a man or a women?"
My simple answer is:
It's a woman because it won't let you finish your sentence without making a suggestion.

Asian pregnancy test:
Stick a Rubik cube into vagina. Wait 30 seconds, if it's solved then there's a little Asian in there.

Whats the difference between a black guy and an elevator?
An elevator can raise a child.

Why don't you play uno with Mexicans?
They steal all the green cards

Black people start wearing their pants low,white people call it saggin,spell saggin backwards those sneaky white people

What do you call a bunch of whites running down a hill: avalanche
What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill: mudslide
What do you call a bunch of rednecks running down a hill: volcano
What do you call a bunch of blacks running down a hill: jailbreak

Whats faster than a speeding bullet?
A jew with a coupon!

One day the priest lost his rooster. The next day he went on to church and asked everyone "Have any of you seen a cock?" All of the women stand up. Mad he says "Not like that. Do any of you have a cock?" All of the men stand up. Finally infuriated he says "No not like that have any of you seen my cock?" All the little kids stand up.

Apparently 98% of black people enjoy sex in the shower.
The other 2% have never been to prison.

Teacher: Kids,what does the chicken give you?
Kids: Meat!
Teacher: Very good! Now what does the pig give you?
Kids: Bacon!
Teacher: Great! And what does the fat cow give you?
Kid: homework!!!

How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
The lights are out, how can you count them?

what do you call two black guys in a red sleeping bag?
A kitkat

What do tornados and black people have in common?
It only takes one to ruin a neighborhood

How do you know when an Asian broke into your house?

Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and two hours later the idiot is still in your driveway trying to back out.

Q: What's the difference between a black fairy tale and a white one?
A: White one starts like "once upon a time" Black one starts like " y'all muthaf*ckas gotta here dis"

I walked out of the store and saw a car full of black people lock their car doors i felt pretty badass until i realized it was my car

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